Jonelle (Bronelle) and I took a little trip to Coral Ridge Mall today! It was great.
First we went to Scheels so I could exchange a jacket I got for Christmas and this DOUCHER told me I could only get in-store credit with my gift receipt... I was pissed. I embarrassed Jonelle by arguing with him for a little bit and then I eventually just told him, "Ok put it back in the bag then. I'm leaving." Whatever.
After that ordeal our shopping experience was quite enjoyable. I have quite the eye for sales!
I don't really have much else to report today, so I'm going to do one of those iTunes shuffle quizzes because I'm bored and this sounds mildly entertaining. Here goes...
The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
"Leave Your Name and Number" (Marcus Printup) - Wow, guess this means I'm a whore.
Your favorite thing to say when drunk is:
"Just Dance" (Lady Gaga) - Perfection.
Your message to the world:
"Take the "A" Train" (Duke Ellington) - ChaCha's answer for "What does "take the A train" mean?": "Take the A train" is slang for when a group of men, one after the other, take on relations with a man or woman - usually from behind.
What best describes your personality?
"Fiddler in the Hood" (Bowfire) - I'll take it.
Your deepest secret:
"The Wailer" (Duke Ellington) - Is this sexual?
What hurts right now?
"Song for You" (Chris Botti) - I need a man, y'all.
Your innermost desire:
"Blow, Gabriel, Blow" (Anything Goes Soundtrack) - *See above*
On your death bed, you'll whisper:
"A Gozar Timbero" (Tito Puente) - Glad to know I'll be fluent in Spanish by the time I die.
When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
"Half Moon Street" (Count Basie) - Yeah, maybe if I was stoned.
Some good advice for you is:
"Nearness" (Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie) - Cool?
Right now, your feelings are:
"Cross the Heartland" (Pat Metheny Group) - I'm not good with the symbolic shit...
Your life's soundtrack:
"Take It Easy" (Eagles) - I wish I could.
The day you fall in love will be the day that:
"Up Jumped Spring" (Freddie Hubbard) - Spring is right around the corner, right? How exciting.
You scream during sex:
"Trumpet Voluntary" (Phillip Jones Brass Ensemble) - That would be the last time I'd ever get laid.
What is your motto?
"Bass Head" (Bassnectar) - FUUUUCK YEAAAAH!
What do people assume when they first look at you?
"All of Me" (Louis Armstrong) - Neat - o. This tells me nothing.
Are you a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
"Dreamlight" (Michel Camilo) - So... Is that a "yes"?
What are you thinking about right now?
"Two Mexicans on the Wall" (Nicholas Payton) - Hahahahaha.
Your best quality:
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (Sting) - So my best quality is that I'm a giant bitch? Damn straight.
WELL, THAT WAS FUN!
Quote of the day: "Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools." - Albert Einstein. (Well then I guess I'm a proud fool because that frickin' d-bag Scheels employee made me quite angry today... grrrrrrr.)
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